• me: oh hey, I'm vegan. :)
• person: ugh! I can't stand vegans, they're so preachy! And it's really not healthy to eat like that, you know? Where do you get your protein and vitamin b12? And is that a veggie burger you're eating? Ha! Some vegan you are, eating FAKE MEAT. Soy kills, I read that somewhere once... and DON'T YOU DARE try to convert me! I love my meat and I'm damn proud of it!
• me: whatever dude, lol.